Current mood : Duduk diam depan laptop.
Current song : Warkah - Bau
Aku copy dari member punye blog disini.
We always hear "the rules " from the female side...now, u'll see about themself about their side..
1. Men are NOT mind readers. Seriously. [Yang ni aku stuju]
2. Learn to work the toilet seat.
3. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
4. Shopping is NOT a sport. Facts.
5. Crying is blackmail. [Yang ini juga aku setuju.]
6. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints tak jugak berjalan! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
7. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question. Cakap terus terang senang. [hahahahahaha...=)]
8. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do. [ni aku kureng setuju.]
9. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem See a doctor. Facts.
10. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. (da tidak boleh diterima da)
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days. Feel the same thing guys?
11. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
12. If you think you're fat, you probably are. [aku tekankan kat 'probably' ok?]
Don't ask us.
13. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one :)
14. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. Dun ask us, girl.
15. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
16. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. Petikan..
17. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not! A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
18. If it itches, it will Be scratched.
We do that. Dalam perumpaan kalau perempuan kata lelaki nie gatal, maka lelaki yg laen berkata dlm hati, pergi la garu sane. :)
19. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We KNOW you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. [kalau aku pakse pun, selalunya xkan bgtau gak.]
20. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
We always hear "the rules " from the female side...now, u'll see about themself about their side..
1. Men are NOT mind readers. Seriously. [Yang ni aku stuju]
2. Learn to work the toilet seat.
3. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
4. Shopping is NOT a sport. Facts.
5. Crying is blackmail. [Yang ini juga aku setuju.]
6. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints tak jugak berjalan! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
7. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question. Cakap terus terang senang. [hahahahahaha...=)]
8. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do. [ni aku kureng setuju.]
9. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem See a doctor. Facts.
10. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. (da tidak boleh diterima da)
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days. Feel the same thing guys?
11. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
12. If you think you're fat, you probably are. [aku tekankan kat 'probably' ok?]
Don't ask us.
13. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one :)
14. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. Dun ask us, girl.
15. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
16. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. Petikan..
17. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not! A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
18. If it itches, it will Be scratched.
We do that. Dalam perumpaan kalau perempuan kata lelaki nie gatal, maka lelaki yg laen berkata dlm hati, pergi la garu sane. :)
19. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We KNOW you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. [kalau aku pakse pun, selalunya xkan bgtau gak.]
20. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
Well, ia still terpulang pada pandangan dan ciri - ciri setiap individu...=)
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| Conclusion? Semuanya ada baik dan buruk. |
p/s : Aku dapat rasekan tahap ke-jealous-an yang tinggi. Namun, aku sedar diri aku siapa dihatimu. Bukan seperti apa yang aku inginkan. jauh sekali. Kalau begitu, biarlah aku menarik diri sebelum keadaan menjadi lebih kacau bilau. Tanpa kau mengetahui aku datang. Tanpa kau sedari juga aku pergi. *Ka-chak* NYX juga menjadi santapan lelaki kelu seperti aku. [not proud of it.] *fuuuh...* Hembusan asap mengaburi cermin mata ini. Huhahehui~
